When the judge at the rodeo caught you slipping his sister your meat katana, so he makes you ride the same bull again.
After I got bucked off the bull the judge made me go again. Hollering out re ride! So I hollered back I’ll re ride your sister too!
Same thing as a joy ride but with a gas station at the end of it
o man i got to go the gas station at 4.50 a gallon this is going to be a sorrow ride
A name used for two people fuckkng the same guy
"The same d.r.t. (dick riding twins) did it again!"
When performing sex on a woman, (usually reverse cowgirl) and she starts to sing out loud to cover out the sounds, this usually happens when she is supposed to be in her house alone, but instead she's having sex with her boyfriend and she covers it up with singing since the neighbours are nosy and music would cause suspicions.
This is also considered a great way to mask masturbation.
Sentence:
I had to make a musical ride out of my masturbation since my parents where watching TV in the living room.
Conversation:
Carl: So, how was your date with AJ last night?
Marcos: It was great, we started making out, then one thing lead to another and we started having sex! She was great and all but she had to do a musical ride since Mac, her big brother was in the neighbours house and playing music would have gave it away...
When a female sits on a Males cock and goes up &down and the cock goes in &out of the pussy TRY IT ITS NICE!
His dick was hard and I was riding it
Riding in the back of a car.
Guy 1: Were all out seats, looks like your riding paintball.
Guy 2: Damn it.
The act of eating a cooter, she grabs your mullet so you can’t stop. Aka “Free Mullet Ride”
“Jenny, want a Mullet Ride?” “Hell yes, but excuse my furry cooter!”