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Anime Porn

It's just hentai.

Anime porn is just hentai...

by ぴょち March 18, 2024


OpposingFork Watches Porn And Gets Grounded

OpposingFork Watches Porn And Gets Grounded. Opposingfork got bored and so he watched porn, his mom came in his room and saw the unspeakable moment when fork let it all out, he lost his edging streak on his mom, what a predicament, anyways now fork is in the gulag serving time for crimes he commited in the mongolian era. sad story

OpposingFork Watches Porn And Gets Grounded oh no!

by Dako123 August 7, 2024


harvest porn

Videos and/or pictures revealing surprisingly large yields of vegetables (typically root vegetables or tubers) that generate a certain level of titilation when observed.

"Holy crap: look at the size of those potatoes!"
"Oh my gosh, this is SO harvest porn."

by Mickleberry May 4, 2019


phone porn

Having sex over the phone with a woman or a man who makes money of of your calls

I use phone porn all the time it almost the same as phone sex.

by Maty_the_hunn January 3, 2016


Healthy porn

Healthy porn is a term for the underlying sexualization of things to appeal to an audience. Originating from South Korea, many know/see it in Korean pop culture.

Person 1:
“Have you seen the new Kpop girl group Young Posse?”

Person 2:
“Yes, why?”

Person 1:
“It’s obvious the company knows about and is using healthy porn as marketing for the group. Posse sounds similar to pussy and their song Macaroni Cheese has lowkey sexual lyrics, the music video also has sexual depictions. It’s disgusting when all the members in the group are minors.”

Person 2:
“That reminds me of the controversy with the Kpop girl group NewJeans’s song Cookie”

Person 1:
“Yeah, it’s a way of marketing since they can’t completely sexualize them to the public due to them being minors. They cover it up with young teen concepts like love and heartbreak songs so it seems more fitting, but ultimately they are exploiting the girls and forcing them into a phase and a concept they are not yet in themselves.”

Person 2:
“Oh my god.. Justice for the members of Young Posse and NewJeans!!”

by MornUp November 26, 2023


kung fu porn

Watching hot girls do kung fu or other martial art.

"She's hot and can kick my ass. This is some quality kung fu porn"

by josefu0 May 16, 2017


Math Porn

That applying math in meeting people’s needs and wants, or in coming up with products of desire, could make you über-rich, because the geeks shalt inherit the earth—think of the founders of Microsoft, Facebook, Apple, Amazon, TikTok, and Tesla.

Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk are today’s most prominent hate-and-love ambassadors of the math porn movement, whose products or services have led billions of users into technological or digital bondage.

by Numerati September 24, 2024

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