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July 9th (7/9) is national homie rimming day where you and your homies rim each other
It's National Homie Rimming Day Jarrod, get over here and let me eat that ass.
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Go to your homies on February 28th and kiss them. It will not be considered gay
Hey Peter its national kiss the homies day
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On January 23 everyone slaps one of their teachers and then leaves the class.
person 1: did you slap Mrs.Gehle for National slap a teacher day?
Person 2: No i slapped Mr.Mikecawk
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May 12. The day that celebrates Amy Rose, the Sonic character introduced in 1992 in a manga as Emi and got remade in Sonic CD as Amy. She had a redesign in 1999 with Sonic Adventure and had playable appearances in Sonic Adventure, Sonic Advance 1,2,3 Sonic Hero and the Sonic Boom games.
"What's the day?"
"May 12th"
"You mean National Amy Rose Day?"
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April 30th is the day where you fuck off. Pretty self explanatory. This day is directed at the people who don’t fucking stop talking. Thank you for your time.
Oh hey
It’s national fuck off day
Oh
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Suck a fat dick small dick medium dick any dick its national sit on dick day
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The insertion of one's penis into an anus (male or female), followed by the expulsion of urine, rather than ejaculate, into the anal cavity.
She's going to know that she got a Yellowstone National Butt Geyser, once she realizes I had asparagus for dinner.
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