Verb. When one woman approaches another, declaring some good vagina news (clean std screening, great orgasm, clean Pap smear, etc), the receiver of such news plants the equivalent of a high/low five to the vagina that shared the good vagina news, a vagina five. Can also apply to anyone who has aided a vagina in climax and afterwards shares a ‘good game’ pat with said vagina.
This guy from tinder made me cum the other day, and afterwards slapped my vagina real light a few times. When I asked what he was doing, he said a vagina five!
Got a divorce after being married for a very long time and haven’t had sex in 6 months.
I have vagina displacement because it’s been so long since I have had sex
When a stripper is on stage and popping her vagina in a customers face.
Crystal took all of the customers money by vaginaing him on her knees.
A vagina that's been doing so good. Completely natural and harnessed by perfection that has been reached by fine vaginal pH. For levels below, see: beginner, amateur, semi-pro and professional vaginas.
GF: "My vagina has been doing so well recently. I mean look at it - back to world class!"
Me: "How do you maintain these world class vagina levels?"
GF: "I swear only diet. Nothing else taken."
Lady vagina balls Batman it's a twister! - Doug Walker: The Nostalgia Critic
An absurd amount of sexual references.
Lady vagina balls it's a twister Batman! - Doug Walker: The Nostalgia Critic.