audio wet willy

The eerie feeling you get from hearing someone's hi-def wet sloppy saliva in their mouth when they talk over the internet(like a youtube video).

audio wet willy:
youtube videos
skype calls

Slap with the Wet Glove

When a man, after intercourse, removes the used condom ("wet glove") and smacks his partner across the face with it.

After Kurt and I finished last night, he gave me a slap with the wet glove. I wasn't sure how to feel about it.

Wet Noodle Nut

Ejaculating without an erection

I was jerking it and I couldn't get a boner but I pounded out a wet noodle nut anyway

wet mashed potatoes

Some dumb ass thing that guys think is funny. Girls find it terribly annoying because none of the boys will tell them what it means.

"Wet mashed potatoes"
*every guy around*

"OMG THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!"
sexual

some wet or nah

Are you cute or no bitch

Damn my bae some wet or nah

Nah

Than that bitch ugly

Bermese wet helmet

Place a hand firmly on either side of an individuals head, motion their head up and down at your desired speed for maximum pleasure.

"A girl from the bar gave me bermese wet helmet last night, it's like a Dutch rudder but with your mouth"

wet pussy fart

A term used to describe James Cassells from Asking Alexandria used by the rest of the band.

*sign with 'wet pussy fart vv' wrote on*

Ben: yeah that's where we sit James