What are you doing?

A question asked by your online buddy.
Upon reading that, you feel the urge to reply with the terms "your mom."

E: Hey man, how's it going?
A: Good.
E: What are you doing?
A: Your mom.
E: WTF??
A: That's right, I'm doing your mom.

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what's your 20?

This voice-communication alternative to "where are you?" derives from the police 10-codes, no longer used in most jurisdictions but nearly-standard in the U.S. from the 1940's until federal agencies discouraged them in the 21st century. "10-20" meant "What's your location?" or "My location is..." depending on the context. Ten-codes peaked in public awareness in the 1970's when the hit song "Convoy" brought citizens-band use of "10-4" to a period of widespread recognition.

The raw rookie cop had noticed that most police on duty substituted a different phrase rather than using the ten-codes he'd been taught in the Academy. He transmitted "where's your 20?" to his partner because he'd forgotten other cops usually said "what's your 20?". His veteran partner responded, "In my wallet with my five and two ones".

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That's What She Said

The 'your mom' of the 2000s.

1990s:
"Man, this is hard."
"YOUR MOM THINKS IT'S HARD HUR HUR"

2000s:
"Man, this is hard."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HUR HUR"

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a sphincter says what

Something you say to someone quickly causing them to say "what?" and then you go "haha you said what so you're a sphincter!"

Teh example is covered above darling

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That's what she said!

During a conversation with someone that unintentionally says a comment that could be taken into sexual context. Referring to what a female might have said during the "act", but actually has nothing to do with sex in any way. Usually unnecessary.

(During the milking of a cow)
Boss: You're not doing it right, you gotta grasp it from the base, then squeeze all the way to the tip.
Benny: That's what she said!

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That’s what she said

A saying added at the end of a perfectly fine phrase to make it sound as though it’s a sexual act.

Mom: “Eat the hot dog, NOW!”
Dave: “It’s not like I can fit it in all at once!”
Jeremy: “That’s what she said.”

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[whats good] B

B. -
Definition - a simple way to address someone, my friend, my fellow oppressed brother. can also be used to address girls tho.
History - Derived From Brother, In the early 1990's it was revised to Bro, around 2001 uptown NYC dropped the ro from bro and started refering to their boys (friends) a B. One might even call a girl b. Made popular in NYC by Camron and the Dipset crew. Brought to South California by Zachy H. and the Upsho Crew.

whats good B, Whats Really Good B, what you talking bout B, do you know who i think i am B, im Zachy H B. Yo B

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