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When you peel open your eye after a guy purposely or intentionally shoots his load and it resembles the stickiness and gooey strings of peeling open the bread of a cooked grilled cheese sandwich
Stripper: sometimes I like to be a freak in the sheets
Dale: girl you don't know what freak is!
Stripper: you're just an old pervert, Dale
Dale: You wanna know something I enjoy?
Stripper: I really don't!!!
Dale: just for fun, I like to make her a grilled cheese
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Someone who takes pleasure in eating the old cheese like substance made from semen left on your penis.
"you're mom is a cheese bandit"
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When a female holds a snorkel in her mouth and the Male puts cheese whiz in the top end of the snorkel and ejaculates into it. The male then takes the snorkel and blows into the mouth piece blowing the cheese and sperm on the female's face and a dog licks her face clean
Two asians one German Shepherd, it was fucking beautiful. I pulled out the one girls ass and gave the other girl a cheese whistler.
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A secretion found between the penis and foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora, often a result of loose hygienic morals or overuse of the sexual member.
"Excuse me, I must refuse your request for fellatio due to the over abundance of Mansburg Cheese exhibited in your pubic area. Perhaps we may put this offer back on the table after a satisfactory cleansing"
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Aww dude you just bent the cheese right out of him.
You are bending the cheese, mother fucker.
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The person who '"got trashed last night", "hooked up with this hot girl", "drank a whole bottle of jack"...but everyone knows they're making it up to seem cool.
Note: cheese dicks travel in packs
CheeseDick: "Guys check this out its fuckin awesome!"
Guys: "Thats the stupidest thing i've ever seen, you fuckin' cheesedick."
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a dairy product.
also a term for something/somebody you love a lot/are obsessed with.
I LOVE STRING CHEESE!
huh?
I LOVE SAMMY! DUH! (:
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