Yo Semite

1. A common greeting in old Williamsburg usually exchanged between Jews or Arabs.

2. Something a fucking moron says when he's reading the teleprompter and has never heard of one of America's most spectacular National Parks.

by Patrick August 4, 2020

when they gaze upon Yo Semite -- YO-se-min-NIGHT's towering sequoias, their love of country grows

calm yo grits

The hermit crab version of calm yo tits.
Used by protective parents, some kids never grow out of it.

I hate you
Wooo! Calm yo grits.
What!? What does that mean?

put yo d

(Philly Slang) Means basically spit fax. Short for put you down. When some says they're gonna put yo d they're basically sayin they are gonna put you down in the argument with whatever shit they're gonna say.

*Person 1 gets flamed*

Person 2: Yo cuh he put yo d

yo monder

Wenne you kann't sey "deine Mutter" in a Germann Schul so yuh musst sey an alternativ wort für it. So yuh hätte komm auf a Wort mehning "yo monder" so yuh kann't get rohsted bei yur Freunden.

Ja gönne get a punischment wenne ju sey der vorbiddenes Wort. Und bei der Way "yo monder" saunds viel mehr cooler denn deine Mutter.

"Oh mein Gott dieses Aluminiumplatte ist zu schwer für mich!"
"Aber yo monder ist schwerer"

shit in yo ass

The courage needed to face or overcome an immediate obstacle. Almost always used in a negative connotation.

Cash: Guys, let's go. I'm tired and just wanna sleep.
Timmons: Bitch, you ain't got no shit in yo ass. We'll go when I SAY it's time.
Cash: Yes, master.

boi shut yo sensitive ass up

A meme originating from a youtube comment.It is displayed with a meme (or stupid)Video above and the sentences below are comments

Person1:This Video is so powerful,im in tears
Person2:boi shut yo sensitive ass up

Person2:nevermind I just cried

yo mom gay

the most powerful insult in excistance. when you used againts someone their carrier is over. the only comeback is "no u"
in which occasion you can only say "yo mom and dad gay together" to make the other look up directions on how to pour

cold water on the burn. commonly changed to "mom gay" so that the normies wont understand it.

Jon:yo mom gay
Greg:no u
Jon:yo mom and dad gay together
Greg:*gets destroyed*