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i s a t o p

i’m sick and tired of people

hey john use i s a t o p in a sentence

john: i’m sick and tired of people

by noyb._ May 15, 2020

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pass me your 11's

the act of acquiring somebodys phone number

hey gyal, pass me your 11's u Peng ting

by privbox February 16, 2020

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s. m. c. back-clap

Stands for Simultaneous Mutual Companionable back-clap, and is used to describe the warmly-affable gesture that two super-sociable best friends (usually two cool dudes, but hot chicks occasionally share one, too, or a guy and a sturdy-figured cutie) perform to signify an agreement, encourage each other to begin a boring/difficult/disgusting task, start off on a stroll together, etc. It simply involves exchanging a huge beaming ear-to-ear grin, then putting an arm around each other's shoulders and landing a good-natured thump on the back to indicate their hearty positive feelings and congratulatory appreciation for each other.

Freckle-faced southern tomboy: Ah always loves to help da local farmer-boys wif their chores and play volleyball wif dem, and my fahvorite part is the s. m. c. back-claps dat dey always smilingly gives me throughout the day... makes a gal feel purrty and appreciated!

by QuacksO March 8, 2017

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William who loves Leila s

He’s on a gc with Chloe sara and Alex And he loves Leila and he’s really cool and alpha

Wow he’s so William who loves leila s

by Willa bills November 3, 2019

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MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER

The most powerful handgun in the world.

Combat simulation: A skirmish in a hallway between 2 men. Person 1 has a Glock 9mm with a 17 round clip. Person 2 has a MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER . The problem is, Person 2 only has one bullet, no big deal.

So Person 1 begins shooting at Person 2 down the hallway. Pa pa pa pa pa pa.. The 9mm sounding like someone ate some beans now farting. Person 2 (hiding behind a wall) then begins to think how he will take this guy out...
1.) I can aim for the opening, and when he steps out I will blow him away.. na too risky with 1 bullet.
2.) I can throw the bullet at him, and since the bullet is so heavy it would knock him out. na Im not a pitcher.
3.) I can shoot towards him, and the sound which is so loud would permanently make him deaf. na thats not nice.
4.) I got it! Hes hiding behind 3 inches of concrete(nothing for the 500), I will xray aim, shoot through the concrete and see what happens.

... so He xray aims and shoots, and hears 2 things hit the ground. So Person 2 walks over and sees what has been done. The bullet went through the concrete and cut him horizontally in half. His upper and lower body lay there.

So ladies and gentlemen, thats why you should make the effort to have the 500 as your conceal carry.

by PeterTosh January 22, 2012

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S W T H U

this is said when some one ends the relationship but you say this to ask if they S. still W. want T. to H. hook U. up

garnet" hey lets just be friends i don't think this is working out "
brittney" I understand but do you S W T H U ???"
garnet" thats alright i don't think that is the right thing to do"

by #bridgyyandgarry June 1, 2017

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T O T E S

When you want to say totally but dont want to spell out totally

Man That Waz RUDE!!!!1!

T O T E S

by Black Heart January 15, 2009

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