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When you see your crush driving in front of you and you want her number so bad that you deliberately cause a car crash. You’ll need her number for insurance purposes, so it’s a guaranteed way to get her number.
My crush won’t give me her number, so i did a car crash pickup and got it myself.
I have a firearm or some type of weapon
Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo
I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up
rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon
A fairy car is a car that a basic girl drives. It is still a fairy car no matter how much Horsepower has been added or modifications have been done. A Fairy car is also any car that is a regular girl car just with a different badge name. ex. M, RS, R.
Person 1 “Woah look at the “Ford Focus ST.”
Person 2 “nah its just a fairy car. Any basic girl has a focus”
Being shown the car is a euphemism for being let go by your boss or for mass layoffs because of budget cuts or because of a massive loss in profits or because the higher ups spent the money on themselves!
This euphemism originated from bungie’s CEO firing half of the workforce to buy some cool cars but before he let them go he showed them his car collection!
My coworker Joe was shown the car yesterday by our boss Jim!
Ride on cars are the coolest fucking thing ever invented.
"Ride on cars are the coolest fucking thing ever invented."
-Huggbees
The 5000 credit card and 2racks cash cause I’m spoiled
Omg is that in yourz car with my funny cig
When you prefer to treat an expensive car with more respect then all the other broke people
bob practices car racism