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Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.
Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.
THE BOOOOOM
hey hes the boooooomb
who Tom baum?
no theres actually a bomb
Where you just are mean to a really nice, good meaning person for no reason.
Oh he got "not you, Tom'd". That was cold.
Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash
A Tom Daley dump
Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”
An African American male who participates (in any way) in the crunkcore scene.
"Bro, did you see all of those crunkle toms in that Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend video?"
"I sure did, man. What a bunch of race traitors."
(verb) when someone is super gross rich, but says to people that they are like normal people but actually they always go to concerts, buy very expensive stuff and own a large swimming pool, they also buy stuff that they already have because they're bored, plus they always snapchat what they are doing (it's almost always something cool and fun) or what they are about to buy (it could be a new iPhone or furniture for their bedroom).
Person #1: Hey dude, wanna come with me to buy a new MacBook Air?!
Person #2: Sweetheart, you bought a new laptop yesterday! What's wrong with you?!
Person #1: Hey, you can just refuse, don't get angry!
Person #2: Girl, I don't understand you, you're acting like toms...
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Person #3: Hey sis, do you like this new pair of creepers by Riri?!
Person #4: Damn, these cost like a money-bag!"
Person#3: "Why are you so surprised?! I'm just like you!"
Person #4: "Nope, the price of my shoes never exceeds 35 dollars, yours cost 350 dollars."
(" to act like toms" means that the person is super gross rich but they pretend they're like average people)
amazing athlete who will love and cherish you. he is also great at having sex and an amazing kisser
oh there is tom naylor, what a legend