2 litre of faygo

2 litres of a delicious beverage with shiteloads of flavours. Try dat shit!

ICP began spraying Faygo on all da Juggalos

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Jende 2 zari

(noun, vulgar, Persian)
1. In Persian street language it means a worthless bitch or girl who fucks everything on two legs usually for free or a low price.
This slang is composed of Jende meaning bitch and "2 zari" which is similar to "2 penny" as a sign of being cheap and low.

2. a slang used for cheap and low level people (especially girls).

Asshole 1: This chick rocks! look at her boobies, two fresh fucking watermelons!
Asshole 2: Come on! She's such a jende 2 zari, she fucks for an ice-cream.



Earl: Hey Crabman, can you invite me to some free beer?
Crabman: Get the fuck away Earl, you fucking jende 2 zari!

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1, 2 Teddy

n. the act of receiving a painful and intentional bite during fellatio; refers to a doublecross

When she found out I was cheating, she gave me the 1, 2 Teddy and now the doctors say the bite marks will leave scars!

He said he'd come through with the money, but at the last minute he gave me the 1,2 Teddy and now I'm broke.

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2 Week Rule

A rule dictating that a man must wait at least two weeks after a woman gets out of a long relationship to ask her out.

I'm really glad she broke up with that dude, and I want to ask her out, but I should obey the 2 week rule and wait.

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shaggy 2 dope

shaggy 2 dope is 1 of the 2 Insane Clown Posse members, released a solo album F*ck Off. Basically, shaggy 2 dope KICKS ASS!

WICKED CLOWNZ NEVER DIE!

Twiztid is the shit, and I'm down with the Clown, Dark Lotus for life, till im dead in the ground!

And I wouldn't know if shaggy 2 dope was hot.... lol MMFCL ALL YOU JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES!!!

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PAYDAY 2

A game that was good on the release. Got fucked up by 67 DLC's that you need to get every aspect of the game.
But hey.... 1 dlc is a Hotline miami 2 dlc that brings nothing to HM2 but a shitload of stuff into payday 2.
Its aslo called a cashgrab, We see them in games like: Fortnite,Payday 2 etc.

John-Hey Patrick i heard you bought payday 2.
Patrick-Yeah
John-Did you buy the 67 DLC's needed to actually play the game ?

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Modern Warfare 2

The game in which you will never stop playing. And when you do your mind keeps playing........

Jose: You want to play some Futbol?

Enrique: Deploying C4

Jose: What?

Enrique: Shitttt Shot the dog he going for my neck

Jose; Dude modern warfare 2 fucked you up.

Enrique: Uav spotted. Get your Cold-blooded on

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