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Straight nonsense

When straight people make fr no sense like how? why are they so...ugh?

Person 1: GAY IS A CHOICE!
person 2: When did you choose heterosexuality?
Person 1:I didnt.
Person 2: Neither did the gay person
Person 1: Yeah they did!
Person 2 : Straight nonsense....Ugh bye..

by AshCantFocus January 9, 2022


straight down the kaiser

flushed straight down the toilet

we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser

by why so glum son March 31, 2018


Tased-Straight

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.

Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"

by lbdub March 16, 2022


Baby Straight

A straight male who lacks experience in straight activities

Adam has never caught a football until his freshman year of college.

Adam is a baby straight.

by Whoreo II April 25, 2018


straight phobic

being unfair towards a straight person simply for being straight

she was straight phobic for harrasing him for not being a lgbt member

by EQUALITY!! June 2, 2022


Straight Bar

The opposite of a gaydar.

On a straight bar from one to ten you are not even on the scale gay boy.

by CoolW October 25, 2018


costume straight

Word for a bisexual.

That man is costume straight.

by jerry dow May 24, 2019