Chris is the most perfect guy I know any girl would be lucky to be with him he is super kind and really funny. Chris's tend to love the artist lil uzi. Chris is tall and super hot, and loves to smile.
Oh dang Chris I wish can be with you <3
A man who fucking challenges the powers of zeus and Thor. He is deadly with a hammer and slays cat puss.
"Did you see that chris killed God himself and got all his power?"
A Chris is a big gym lad who spends all his time wanking over boys, usually gay ones. He can also be recognised as a sick lad by those he rapes. A Chris is generally gay, 7/9 Chris’ are gay.
“Oh shit, He must be a Chris, look at how he looks at boys, oof.”
Bandwagon name share on Instagram vibe like the rest. Only thing you have a small car and big boto.
Lemme post this name share Chris at Kaena Point on my bike ride hike, without killing native fauna or bees.
He bites percs, he is a perc biter
He did not wash it down with water, he instead bit and chewed. That's some Chris shit.
a redneck with a friend named thomas, a chris usually has a big obnoxious head that stretches from the front to the back. some would call chris a human being, but it is a known fact that they are clones (aliens). a chris is usually a fun (thing) to hangout with but can get annoying and piss you off quickly. if you happen to come across a chris stay clear of its big ass head that is filled with air and dont call it a clone.
that thing looks like a chris.