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Ass muncher

to chow down on the anal region of another human being with pleasurable intent.

you are such an ass muncher.

by Mr Munecricket February 22, 2009

43๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass dribble

Usually a person who has the name of John Q. Ass dribble is when somebody does a wet fart and gets a little back splash on their undies.

That little ass dribble John sucks at pool.

by Michael Lamb July 29, 2006

32๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass sniffer

someone who sniffs ass and likes it

your mom is an ass sniffer

by keegan2580 November 26, 2008

32๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Monkey

A person who, for all intents and purposes, has never learned a god-damned thing. One who maintains a blissful ignorance of the world that simultaneously inspires amusement, disgust and despair in all who are unlucky enough to encounter him.

Did you see those ass-monkeys on Jaywalking last night? Ha-ha, they're so dumb...I think I'll kill myself.

by Petros March 10, 2004

550๐Ÿ‘ 280๐Ÿ‘Ž


blow ass

The act of blowing huge amounts of gas out of ones ass. Excessive flatulating

This guy is Major Blow ass!

by John Wilson May 27, 2004

66๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass girl

There is only one way to describe her:
Very slim, friendly to guys, pretty average face, but her ass is the most interesting thing about her. Its PERFECT, in all ways, and compared to most women/girls around. Usually the ass is wrapped in flexible tight grey pants, which excellently outline the ass girl's beautiful curve. Ass girls have the best ass in a given area (mostly in colleges), so the plural term is quite rare by itself.

In addition, this term is used to refer to a ass goddess whose name you dont know.

1."that ass girl in my physics 1410 lab.. oh man, I wanna touch that ass! Ooh! But she is too good. A goddess. Damn, I wanna cry! that ass is so big and lucious! And she is so in shape.. and, oh God, look at her, she is standing with her back to me.. Oh, God! Dont make her bend, I WILL EXPLODE. Damn, I cant even focus on the lab! Oh no, she is leaving..."

2."did you see the ass girl today, dude?"

by Dimon March 24, 2006

62๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass turkey

when you take a crap so big it feels like a turkey is emerging from your poopshoot

oh man i just had an ass turkey in the bathroom

by elgostel December 23, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž