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When your dog comes up to you and rubs his neck against your face to show affection
Man, you should have seen the morning love Wrigley gave me this afternoon.
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A fatty deposit on the body of a lover.
Shall I bury my face in your love fluff?
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The feeling of not being worthy of love is when you date people you don't think you deserve, you reject the good ones of feeling like there to good for you and that you don't deserve them. Being unworthy of love could also make you feel like you don't deserve love at all and that nobody could truly love someone like you
I have difficulty seeing myself as worthy of love. I doubt I’ll ever find a partner. I feel alone and unlovable. I am unworthy of love
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Love tha is used to describe how you are feeling towards something good or soemthing you like that someone has done.
Him:I just had a foursome in a porta loo
Her:Love tha
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A massive steel-hard cylinder of great power, broad and thick at its base and very sensitive at its tapered tip, propelled by a male into a female, inside whom it explodes with massive force, generally convulsing the female, and pouring a large quantity of liquid into her. In demonstration of Newton's Third Law of Motion, it also produces an explosive and convulsive effect in the male who propels it. Called a "love torpedo" because, unlike a war torpedo, its purpose is friendly and its effect is benign, and the recipient is as delighted to receive it as the sender is to deliver it.
My love torpedo felt like it was going to explode.
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The person in the middle of a ménage à trois (a threesome)!
Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge
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A finely varnished and manicured piece of exotic wood with rope handles usually placed under the FUPA area to hoist and retain the FUPA for access to the pleasure zone
Hey baby, go get the love board I'm feelin' lucky tonight.
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