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When a woman touches her clit for the purpose of masterbating
LESLIE, why were you late?
I was playing the one bean banjo
Jenna Bean Bob. A real yin/yan. Often a Sweet soul young woman who will watch popeye with you at 4am, but with a dark and dangerous side. Jenna Bean Bobs are fiercely intelligence which they have been known to use for cunning escapades and naughtiness.
Renowned for leaving things in hotel rooms, including body parts.
Likes to get down and dirty with manual labourers like wood carvers. Jenna bean Bobs don’t mind getting sawdust where the sun fails to glow and will give you a night to cherish.
“Omg look at you flirting with those wood carvers! You’re being such a Jenna-Bean-Bob!”
Referencing Jack and The Beanstalk, ‘holding my beans’, means I’m saving my money and not spending it, in the hope of growing those beans into a lucrative beanstalk.
It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.
“Are you coming out after work?”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”
“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”
Giving someone a hard time or making fun of them
Dude stop taking it so seriously he's just roasting your beans
It's been 105 days. His girlfriend broke up with him, I tried helping him through it but only four days after she broke up with him I blurted out that I still love him and how I hate myself for it. He tried to be nice but I know I've gone and ruined things all over again. I miss him so much.
Leon, could you please get my beans?....Leon! Leon my beans !!!
this is usually not used as an insult. This sentence is used among hillbillies and rednecks to call each other sexy and//or arousing .
Brother: hey pork chop ;) , oh baby you really are a slutty can of beans.
Sister: thanks pumpkin pie, I could grind up on that red neck of yours all day.
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While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.
While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?