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1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.
2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.
2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*
An exclamation made by Egyptian captains in the Medieval II: Total War Series.
Yalla! My sultan wishes you dead!
The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.
Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.
Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
Random google search autocorrect!
Google just said, "why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"!
Yeah... Aye there's no denying it.
Ok, Furry's exist, God is dead and we have killed him
The thing that is the most valuable to you, can only be taken away when you are Deceased.
Those bastards can try and "Pry it from my cold dead hands!"
When someone farts and it smells bad
When Jeremy Lynch’s Best Friend farts Jermey Lynch says “ It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs “.