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A group of people that believe they are better than everyone else. Total pricks that live to piss on all us normal folk. Total cock smokers who live in a bubble and believe they are god.
Landlord that thinks you are responsible for fixing broken air conditioner in the home you are renting and then forces you to move out!
"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"
"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"
Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!
The most extreme level of douche. This person has gone way beyond a douche, beyond a douche nozzle, all the way to a douche nozzle sucker.
"Dude, keith is SUCH a douche nozzle sucker."
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Someone who uses Twitter obsessively and is a complete Douche about it. Someones whos tweets are consistently boring and pointless or self evaluating
Did you see Roman's last tweet? 'Roman just left the gym. Benchpressed 250. New Record! Gonna go break some hearts at the club now' That guy is such a Hashtag Douche bag
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one who is lame.
or just another stupid comeback :
shut up you douche licker.
oooh, dis.
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Pale skinned computer geeks who wear stupid black t-shirt with the dumbest things printed on them and play far too much Guitar Hero and FPS games. Who, in turn then boast about their "mad skillz" even though they are just sad pale virgins.
Dave thinks he's cool for no reason. He thinks his Halo 3 score will help him score! Ha What a douche bag.
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Noun: The popped collar on polo shirts. Traits attributed to collar poppers are arrogance and some times delusions of grandeur.
Those flying the douche bag flag are often called assholes or womanizers, and most have trouble running game. Douche bag flaggers wearing pink are flying the flag extra high.
Girl 1: This party's pretty gross. Who's that hottie over there?
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: The guy with the faux hawk, aviators, and popped collar?
Girl 2: I can't tell which dude out of the frat pack you're talking about, but they're all douche bag flaggin'. I mean, if you want to get drunk and sleep with an asshole, be my guest, but you'll wake up full of herps and regret.
someone who is a douche bag and a faggot at the same time
studentatolr: hey dude washingtons gunna be great!
Studentatolr2: dude mr m. is going he is a douche fag...
Studentatolr: omfg wtf.. i demand a refund
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