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The most effective birth control device
Fred: hey man want to go ride dirt bikes after school?
Mason: no I’m going to play fortnite
Fred: guess you’re gonna die a virgin
A newly discovered form of cancer. It takes place mostly in 9-12-year-olds, but there are certain cases in which fully grown adults seem to be contracted with this disease. Unlike other cancers, this one is communicable by means of brainwash, blackmail, and peer pressure from former close ones, who are now just online "friends"
Sam: hey i play fortnite.
Me: oh im sorry so whens the funeral?
A very addictive game that is trending and that every guy is playing it and ignoring their girlfriends. There are 2 types of Fortnite game modes Save The World and Battle Royale.
Save the world is a game that nobody plays and it cost $40. You can earn Vbucks in Save The World
Battle Royale is a highly addictive game that everybody likes playing for some reason. The store consist of very cool skins, emotes, gliders, and pickaxes. Everything in the item shop is very expensive but little kids still spend a shit ton of money with their mom's credit.
Bobby has been playing Fortnite for 72 hours straight. He has no friends and he is very trash at the game. He thinks he great because he has spent over $500 with his mom's credit card.
The boyfriend stealing game that broke 2018
Maya: Are u really bailing on me for Fortnite!?
Jake: Duh! What typa question is that!?
A game that gives you vitamin C, Vitamin D, gives you a huge dick, and extremely healthy for the brain.
I’m feeling a little sick, better go play some fortnite