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The use of a ShamWow as underwear to eliminate the need for unnecessary stops on long road trips.
Jane: Yo John, you need me to pick up some Depends for your drive to San Diego this weekend?
John: Nope. I got an XL ShamWow and I'm Going Tarzan.
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Having anal sex with your girl before she cleans it out
Im going muddin later to night
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Going To The Store Is The Worst Video Ever.
Lily: Hey, Have You Watched The Worst Video Ever? It's Called ''Going To The Store''.
Ava: OK. What's It About?
Lily: Well, It's About This Naked & Bald Guy Walking Around, & It Also Looks Like That His Arms & Legs Are Limp Noodles. He Does This Over & Over Again & At The End, He's Squirming On The Stairs Instead Of Walking Up The Steps. There's Also A Sign That Says No Doing What He's Doing On The Stairs.
Ava: Did He Go To The Store?
Lily: No. That's It.
Ava: Let Me See The Video So That I Know What You Mean. . Goes On Her Computer & Watches Going To The Store On YouTube . O.O Oh, NOW I See What You Mean, Lily! This IS The Worst Video Ever!
Lily: I Told You!
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The act of shooting ones man spunk all over the face of a female.
John: I brought this stupid slut home from the bars last night, and she sucked me off forever.
Mikey: Fucking awesome did you go yard?
John. Hell yeah I went yard. I blew my children all up in her nose.
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A synonym for going mental. Literally, a state of flux, as in the multiball stage of a pinball game, wherein the player must keep two or more balls in play. See also: multiball, multitasking.
The company project is due tomorrow! I am totally going multiball!
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when a girl doesn't finish the blow,
its called a PENGUIN
because the guy will start chasing her,and since his pants are by his ankles he's gona hop after her "like a penguin"
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