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Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.

Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015


Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!

by scalz July 10, 2006

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Give birth to baby jesus

Backing out a huge turd, the type that leaves you breathless afterwards

I just gave birth to baby jesus, felt like heaven afterwards

Gotta go, need to give birth to baby jesus

by Stinky Jesus May 20, 2021

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beans rice jesus christ and byrin

Beans rice Jesus Christ and byrin๐Ÿฅด

Who are you thankful for this thanks giving? Beans rice Jesus Christ and Byrin ๐Ÿฅด, who? ByRin, WHO? BYRIN

by xxlilron November 30, 2021


Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket

Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."

by Brian Ball April 8, 2006

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Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge!

Phrase used for conveying sudden and extreme frustration.

Johnny: Anyway, howโ€™s your sex life?
Mark: Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! Who askโ€™s that?

by Help525600 October 18, 2020


jesus christ its jason bourne

this is what the black guy says in the new Jason bourne movie.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.

Guy1: yo dude look who just walked into the bar!
Guy2: jesus Christ its Jason bourne!

by The guy with website humor February 14, 2017

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