Exhibit 5

When someone presents evidence contradicting what you just denied.

Prosecutor: "do you think Pelosi is a traitor?"
MTG: "I'm not answering the question. ...I never said that."

Prosecutor: "bring up exhibit 5"
MGT: "OH! 😳 Wait, hang on..."

Gimmie 5

You could be left waiting anywhere from 1 minute - forever. People are so lenient with the usage of "gimmie 5" it hurts.

"Yo bro wanna go to the bar"
"Gimmie 5"

"hey man you wanna play a game"
"Gimmie 5"

O5-5 “The Proctor”

Also known as Helio, and formerly known as O5-X. Helio is (from what I’ve seen) Reahmortus’ most trusted overseer, being the only one to have permission to accept custom SCPs, other than Reah himself

Oh no, O5-5 “The Proctor” has to go and ban another Nazi, can we give this guy a break?

5 Key Productions

5 Key Productions is a Scratch game studio founded by “Sivedow Elrard”. As of writing, his only game up is ‘Flight DELAY Simulator’ but a larger game is currently in the works.

Have you heard about the new game being released by 5 Key Productions?

5*

5* is an abbreviation for a five star character in genshin impact

“I just got my first 5* !!”
“Oh nvm it’s childe”

Dirty 5 Hole

When an individual grabs a mop, and doesn't even wipe in down like a stripper pole. Proceeds to mop bottomless pulling the handle side between their legs, (the 5 hole) then pokes you in the ass untill you yell Sea Cucumber.

We where closing the kitchen one night and out of the blue he just pulled a Dirty 5 hole on the dishwasher..

3 5

An incompetent or a lazy person who tries tro explain what they have done, e.g. in a scrum meeting.

Manager: What did you do yesterday?
Tamto: Umm, thing 1, thing 2..... 3 5