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Person 1: Hey do you want to hang out later. Maybe we can sock dizzy do? 😏
A new kind of sock. Checkered and fuzzy. Can be worn anywhere with anything. The coolest thing you can wear!
When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.
Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!
Friend: What does that even mean?
Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
when u stick a sock up ur butt and u pull out a huge turd.
i got a huge sock turd when i stuck a sock up my ass.
A guy (usually gay) that enjoys sniffing another guys stinky socks or socked feet during anal/oral sex.
Tom is such a sock pig, after sex he keeps the dude’s stinky socks to sniff when jerks later.
Prevention of dual foot massage completion, Sock block occurrence happened due to an interruption of a massage prior to sock removal due to relationship status
She was getting some rub rub action when a friend proclaims 'stop everything! That's Jesse's girl!' A foot goes flying and no feet are rubbed that night. She had an altercation involving a full on Sock block!