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Underrated ice cream, and for those who think mint chocolate chip tastes like toothpaste, you've obviously never had it before.
Person 1: God diddly dumptious do I love mint choc chip ice cream
Person 2: Shit taste like toothpaste!
Person 1: Where are you buying that toothpaste??!
Act of using an enema to cause soft serve shat in the bathroom when constipated.
I had to use the ole Ice Cream maker after eating that Tomahawk steak!
An enema to cause soft serve shat when constipated.
I had to use the ole ice cream maker after eating that tomahawk steak last night!
If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.
I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.
Muckers cream is a foul thick brown poo like substance which is featured on dick&doms bungalow.
You fancy a bit of muckers cream mate.
Ice cream sold by strange men in the back of a van.
Emily couldn't resist the Danger Cream.
Delicious forbidden ice-cream sold by strange men in the back of white vans possibly made with elicit substances.
Bro: "Got an ice-cream the other day, sold by a man in a white van, it was delicious."
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"