A tom moment is a moment that reflects 21st century humor and is very random.
Guy 1: E G G
Guy 2: Guy 1 that was a mad tom moment
when you tell a joke but nobody laughs, it’s called a ‘Tom Moment’
Why is 8 scared of 7?
because 7 8 9
-‘such a Tom Moment!’
An absolute unit of a man. He makes millions on the daily and gets crazy amounts of bitches.
Tom Attrill is an absolute unit.
Run away from, abandon, someone/a situation, usually not a good thing. Usually at the expense of others and without one's knowledge.
Hey where's (insert random person here)?
Oh he Tom Brokeoff on us again.
Tom Knox, a man who is commonly mistaken for a player he has too much game and cant keep the pussy off of him.
U get so much pussy are you Tom Knox?
Peeping Tom and Orange Doe is a spin off of the story of orange doe. Peeping Tom was looking through a window when she saw Orange Doe brushing his teeth in perfect condition even though his hands were not recovered. She stole the toothbrush and had their baby, Psychology.
Peeping Tom and Orange Doe are couple goals- their cheating son psychology is not a goal, though.