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Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.
It's always Chris
Hot saxy man
Plays captain american in justice league
Chris Hemsworth
Can turn a woman pregnant by looking at her. Also can turn straight men gay and gay women straight. Is THE hotttest man, and I wish I could make out with him
TEXTING ON DISCORD
Me: Look at this hot guy
My friend: It's Chris Hemsworth isn't it?
Me: PPPPFT. nooooo
also me: Proceeds to send her 100 Chris hemswerth images that I found on pinterest
A multi cultural thug that’s half white half black and can be found around the Springville area
“I’m gonna pull a Chris doty up in here jit”
hey chris butka lets go to my room *pulls pants down* girl says "that is such a huge dick"
A Canada born Chinese rapper who represents pile driver.
Show me the Chris Wu for drilling the well.
In the city of Whoville, there lived a man named Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, it made folks say, "Oh my, I never did see-ka!" He loved McDonald's, oh yes indeed, Their burgers and fries were just what he'd need. With a neck so long, he'd peek through the door, "Hello, dear McDonald's, I'm back for some more!" The cashier would smile and say with delight, "Welcome back, Chris, your order's just right." He'd munch on his burgers, savoring each bite, With a grin on his face, oh, what a sight! But one day, oh dear, as he munched on his meal, some bullies came by, with hearts made of steel. They pointed and laughed at Chris's long neck, Saying rude things that made him feel like a wreck. But Chris was no quitter, oh no, not he, With a twinkle in his eye, he began to decree: "I may have a long neck, but I'm proud as can be, And I love McDonald's, can't you see?" The bullies stopped laughing, their hearts touched by his cheer, They apologized to Chris, feeling quite sincere. From that day forward, they all became friends, Sharing burgers and fries, making amends. So remember dear friends, no matter your size, Or the length of your neck, or the shape of your eyes, It's the love in your heart that truly does matter, So spread joy and kindness, and watch your life scatter, With happiness and laughter, like Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, in the city of Whoville-ica!
Let’s pull a Chris Warnica and hit the school forrest for a good ol’ time.