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America's 11th President. Known as "Napoleon of the Stump"
James K Polk made sure sure the tariffs fell, made the English sell the Oregon Teritory, built an independent treasury, and after this he sought no second term
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What you say to James when he is just being a god damn shit head.
(James), "I've pretty much mastered mechanics for most champs."
(Other guy), "Fuck you james."
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When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.
In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.
I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.
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A stain of blood on someones' shirt down the center of their chest after taking multiple wounds, such as gunshots from an outlaw known as Jesse James.
We have a sharpshooter on our hands, all the victims are wearing a Jesse James Necktie.
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Champagne made exclusively from the tears and anguish of gay men whom are duped into getting on there knees and funneling the hog of some arrogant pile of shit who only degrades those who are in service to him while also explaining and boasting of his sexual conquest with women and reminding those who do him any favors are inferior stupid beast., also a rat, a narcissist, a con artist, a criminal, anyone who uses gay mouths and feeds vampirically from the attention of homosexuals
Oh hey Chris Chavez had him some of that Cody James champagne last night, you can tell because he’s all broke out in huge unsightly moles, how unfortunate for him☹️
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James is a really cute guy who thinks he will be a virgin for his whole life. He is very violent but still a cutie.
"OMG did you hear about that hottie James?"
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A classy person, James knows completely what to do in all situations. He is smart, good looking, athletic and Gay as anything
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