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Read Receipt Ghost (pronounced: reed ree-SEET gohst)
noun, informal
1. A person who has deliberately turned off read receipts in a messaging application, making it impossible for the sender to know whether the message has been read, thereby creating an air of uncertainty. A technique often employed by those who are: habitual liars, privacy ‘enthusiasts’, and/or those who only use people for selfish purposes while ghosting (in an unprovable way) the rest of the time.
Pronunciation: /ri d rɪˈsi t goʊst/
“I’ve been messaging him for days and either he turned off his read receipts or he’s not seen my messages; he’s a read receipt ghost.”
“Dude only texts me when he wants something, when I text, nothing. Dudes’ got read receipts turned off and says “I didn’t see your messages””
“I’ve noticed you’re a read receipt ghost, mind turning on your read receipts for me?”
The sexual act when one party is engaging in sexual intercourse from behind and just as they are about to orgasm, they pour a cup of water and then a cup of flour on the other’s body.
Did you hear Ethan did the Moaning Ghost with that hippie chick last night? She’s pissed…
The ghosting of what could’ve been, such as a potential girlfriend or friend, when ghosted is being potentially ghosted.
"I can’t believe that hot model potentially ghosted me, could’ve been sum real nice"…"Potential ghosting sucks"
A time when your cat is either floating into the air or talking to you
Yo, dude, I think there's a ghost in my cat, dude
Never an Input: Always an Output
Jon Bonham is the Growth Ghost (GG) of Led Zeppelin
Steve Wozniack from Apple
Syd Barrett from pink Floyd
Marc benioff for 4th Industrial revolution
Bhagat Singh: Indian Independence
Rampant in "chain of command" situations --- especially the military and "mega-biz" establishments --- whereby everybody wants to push underlings around but then hastily "passes the buck" and claims ignorance/innocence when things go sour. Refers to the deplorable practice of an arrogant/dictatorial/irresponsible/ignorant a**h**e with way too much power ("authority") giving unwise/ineffective/counter-productive orders to one or more hapless underlings, brusquely refusing to listen to their urgently-beseeching appeals about the fallacy/unfairness/danger of proceeding as he told them, but then suddenly shedding all knowledge/responsibility (i.e., not admitting that he was indeed the "author" of those crazy stipulations) regarding said preposterous directives whenever s**t hits the fan afterwards as a result of his subordinates' having reluctantly-but-obediently carried out his unwisely-mandated actions.
I long ago decided to not just blindly/arbitrarily follow orders/rules/laws, no matter what position or experience or education/training that their "authors" happened to supposedly possess... I **always** use my own judgement/conscience in all my actions. Too many times in the past, I've gotten in knee-deep doo-doo MYSELF for someone else's screw-ups in reasoning/planning, only to have said "idiot in power" pull da ol' "ghost writer" AUTHORity trick on me, never admitting or even falsely denying ever having told me to proceed that way, just so that HE would not have to suffer any of the fallout from his own preposterous directives.
Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.
"Docking" but without one of the docks.
original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola
subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"
-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.
(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!