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When someone gargles liquid in their mouth while a man dips his balls into the liquid.
Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.
It's when you overcook the burger, and it becomes well-well done.
Damien: Here is your burger bro
Diesel: Thanks, man...What is this?
Damien: It's called a Hard Burger .
Diesel:...I hate it...
Damien: Ow my feelings.
A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.
Get a load of that try-hard comedian over there. He's such a jackass.
when you know exactly what you are looking for and will not stop at anything to find it
i dont do dat soft google shit, i know exactly what im looking for, hard google for lief.
A hard google is when google itself doesnt instantly answer your question. If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google.
This is the next stage after a soft google
I had to hard google it and got taken to a wiki page with the answer
A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.
When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.