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5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood
- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day
- a good chunk of people will be asleep
“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”
A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.
I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.
Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.
At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.
“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
Slap a bitch day, national slap a bitch day where you get to slap any bitch
“Hey man what day is it?”
“Cmon it’s 10/5/22 you know what day it is!”
“Ooooh it’s slap a bitch day!!”
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high tier rizz!
abilities such as light dagger, diverygent ying yang fist, dark swamp!
OMG HE HAS HAS 5 STAR YING YANG RIZZ!!!!!
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It is on this day that Maretha and Divvie have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
To Divvie and Maretha Esterhuizen. Married since 5 November 2022.
A person who is below a 5/10 on the blackpill/looksmaxxing looks scale. People in this range are seen as conventionally unattractive, and often feel as if they're invisible to the opposite sex.
After 1000 swipes on Tinder, I only got 6 matches which where all bots. I guess online dating is not for sub 5s.
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The process of consuming 5 of something, usually drug related e,g MDMA, Dexies, Adderall
"Wow Brodie just did the jackson 5. He is going to be cheesing for hours, I hope he doesn't have a heart attack!"