polar bear hug

When a guy blows his load between a woman's boobs then asks for a hug. They smother the "white-stuff" on each other's chests and say "ahhhh"

When Mann and May have sex they always finish with the polar bear hug

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polar bear fight

A variation of a bear fight. I is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (irish car bomb +Jägerbomb) with a shot of Rumple Minze.

Nothing celebrated the holiday season like a polar bear fight

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care bear titties

Some slamming titties. A sweet rack. Great boobs.

Check out Pete's Mom and her care bear titties.

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team gummi bear

An exclusive group founded by Carol D. The group is centered around the worshiping of diner Dan. Gummi bear stands for good uvulas makes more interesting bodies eat angry rodents. Members of this club enjoy working at strip clubs and eatting chicken and waffles. They all have matching lower back tattoos of a large hairy spider. Initiation into the club includes stuffing the initiants mouth with grapes and having them shoot the grapes at old ladies that walk by

"I saw that girl from team gummi bear today. Her lower back spider tattoo was sooo hawt."

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Bagel Bear Bait

1. A fucking awesome prank where one smears honey on a friend or acquitance's nipples and cream cheese on thier bely while they sleep.

"Haha dude! Hes totally bagel bear bait now."

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Vermont teddy bear

A very expensive and classic stuffed bear company. That thinks that just because their bears have a warranty they can rip you off in price.

A Vermont teddy bear is so over priced they think they can charge 100 bucks for a stuffed piece of faux fur. I'd rather buy uggs.

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Drop Bear

1. An attack wherein one drops on their enemy from a great height.

2. A fan-made feat for Dungeons & Dragons 3rd edition.

"A tree is an excellent place to Drop Bear from."

Often used by The Tick.

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