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The act of hugging someone from behind while having a huge boner.
I came up behind a girl and accidentally started dick-butting her.
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A more casual / slang term for Sexsomnia.
Performing sexual acts with oneself or another while sleeping. These actions are performed without any conscious control and are commonly completely unknown to the individual upon waking up.
"I had the worst case of Sleep-Dick last night... my girlfriend tried to make me stop but she couldn't wake me up."
Guy 1: "She said it happened again last night..."
Guy 2: "Sleep-Dick?"
Guy 1: "Totally..."
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A very small thing that is smaller than a grain of sand which makes girls have Gavin.
Oh my god his Gavin’s Dick is so small does he even have one?
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The hair that grows on the side of the scrotum to make make it look like your dick has sideburns.
holy shit shave your dick chops. your starting to look like Mr.T
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a Man with a black and white penis. Usually large but extremely rare and unattractive. This condition is known to repel females for lifetime, thus, creating a forever virgin
Girl 1, "He's cute"
Girl 2, "Too bad he's got an oreo dick"
Girl 1, "Awww gross"
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A freaking moron who accidentilly shot a civilian while hunting DOVESthe symbol of peace. Oh yeah and he also happens to be the vice president of the United States of America.
"This just in, while President George W. Bush is sending more and more young men & women to Iraq to die, his vice president, Dick Cheney{middle name "and balls"), is hunting down the universal symbol for peace, and in the process wounding innocent men. Oh the irony."
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Sewer dick is what you get after your penis has been in her anus picking up that specific smell.
I pulled my dick out of her ass, now I got sewer dick.
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