I don't even eat pie cuz

Something to say when you ain't tryna do shit with them.

Dan: Ayo Tristan, you trying to got to a movie
Tristan: I don't even eat pie cuz *Walks away*

I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"

OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"

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I'm eating movies (ani ochel sratim)

A term in Hebrew which is used when weird and surreal events happen to someone.

John just saw his dog getting eaten by an alien.
John : oh..I'm eating movies..

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i gotta go eat an apple.

a dickhead way of saying your busy or don't want to do something

person 1:you wanna help me shingle my house

person 2:no, "i gotta go eat an apple."

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A hot dog eating a hot dog

A warm dog eating a hot dog

Thats A hot dog eating a hot dog

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don't eat the big white mint

A popular slogan used to insult your co-wokers or place of business.

They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven

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all you can eat buffet

an action where a girl gets eaten our as much as the man wants to eat

Jim ate Haley out like an all you can eat buffet

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