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someone who listens to a lot of dubstep and filthstep. It is taken from the swaying movement your head makes when you listen to the heavy bass in dubstep. These people want the meanest drops, and the filthiest bass lines in their music.
Yeah, that guy is a total wobble head now. All he listens to is heavy dubstep.
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Clam head is a dude that is not good at anything but once you get him treading clams he is a savant. He tends to bring up clams every couple of seconds while his partners might take minutes.
You will notice that when clammers first jump in the bay they will be separated from each other by at least 100 feet between them. After a couple of minutes it is easy to pick out the clam head as the other clammers will begin to move towards the clam head until they are touching him. This phenomena is explained by the fact that the clam head can always find the "nest" which can have many clams sitting on top of each other.
The non clam heads move closer to try to get in on that nest. When this happens, the clam head simply moves away and finds another nest.
Clam heads are very popular in the water but usually geeks out of the water. Their moment of glory (time of glory) is only during the time while treading away. Clam heads never hold a bucket for the clams. There is usually a helper holding the bucket for the clam head (note the status in the water). When there is no bucket, clam heads are always struggling to hold the clams they are catching. Clam heads always count their clams out loud as they are catching them to make sure everyone knows they are the best. Clam heads usually have stinky feet with semi-black toenails and it is not known if this contributes to their prowness catching clams though studies are on-going. It is always a good thing to have a clam head in your party when going clamming as they get so many clams others can take breaks and drink beer. It is very hard to get a clam head out of the water. The only known method is to urinate on him in the water and when he feels the warm water something in the clam head tells him it's time to get on the boat.
Bring Richie clamming with us, he's such a clam head we can all listen to the Yankee game and drink beers while he treads for those clams and makes us rich.
Ok, I'll go pick him up but I think he's at the nerd convention right now.
Tell him we're going clamming. He'll come.
You're right. Ha ha ha ha.
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Someone who is looking up "Dick Head"
A Dick Head: I'm going to look up "Dick Head" on Urban Dictionary.
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Down Under/ Southern Hemisphere VERSION!
In the southern hempisphere, mainly Australia and NewZealand, skin heads are most commonly die hard Ford or Holden fans. They are aggressive in nature, hang out in pubs with 'hard' men that know how to drink, usally are found wearing tattered jeans and singlets and all drive early model Fords or Holdens because they are very cheap rusting cars with large and loud engines. Not all skin heads have to be bald to qualify, a very very short haircut will still qualify as long as it's aggressive. If a skin head starts driving a modern Ford or Holden (agressively), and/or grows a full head of hair, he looses his skin head classification and migrates to any of the following definitions; 'Hoon', 'idiot', 'prick', 'theif' and more.
This is a rare occurance though, as skin heads aren't made of money and would not usually be able to afford a modern Ford or Holden, in which case if you did see a skin head driving a modern Ford or Holden, it is most likely stolen, and you may hear sirens and/or flashing lights following closely behind.
Skin heads are also commonly found tailgating others to the point of contact regardless of whether the driver in front is doing the speed limit or more.
They are a bit of a scummy breed here in the southern hemisphere, but they help fund the government through speeding tickets.
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*The little green man for 'walk' appears and traffic lights change to green for go, followed by wheels screeching and white smoke flaring out the back of what appears to be a rusty shacky looking, maroon red 1980's holden v8*
"Agh... bloody skin heads..."
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*Driving along through a 70kph speed zone at about 76 kph and theres a rusty old looking, green holden hatchback sitting on your rear bumper,, if you brake he will jack-knife. The driver appears to be a 38-42 year old angry looking male, bald, wearing a 'nelmac' or 'sollys' singlet and angrily staring you down through your rear vision mirror (as if you weren't going fast enough), just bursting at the seams for a chance to overtake you at three times the nescessary speed. As soon as the road straightens out of course the skin head explodes past, engine roaring*
"Bloody arrogant skin head! He's gonna cause an accident."
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When a male or female has such a large area between the eyes and the hair that 4 isnt quite big enough.
"Man you see that bitch?"
"Yeah man, bitch totally had a 5 head!"
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1.An actual of account of Muslims with towels on their heads. Esp. one that brags about inventing algebra but insists his wife wears a towel over her head. One that claims that his religion is not uncivilized as it is a perfect excuse to rationalize terrorism and abuse towards women and whoever deemed an infidel to "ALLAH". The towel over the head blinds his rationality as he follows a whole history of Towelheaditry.
2. A racist term towards Arabs.
That "TowelHead" said "if an american woman wore those clothes in the streets of Saudi- She would be raped before she was stoned by the women".
That "TowelHead" said it wasn't an actual towel, but it was Islamic Garb.
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