lonesome john

lonesome john is when u put ur dick in a glass jar and wait till it gets hard then it hurts for first 1 min then feels really good.it feels like its numb but u still have a hard boner

ryan did a lonesome john in public

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John Woo

The coolest mother fucker on Furcadia.
BAR NONE. The greatest there is, there was and there ever will be. BAR NONE.

John Woo Furcadia Cool The Man With The Plan Who does yo mamma?

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A John Mayar

Making a joke which is about as good as one of John Mayars hits...eg; crap.

Sam cracked A John Mayar to David and friends.Nobody Laughed.

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john mayer

an asshole essentially. 19 was too young john

that guy is such a john mayer

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John terry

Make sure you never take your wife to a football game trust me it'll be the last time you'll see her yes he has stole my last 37 wives and no I am not a fuckboy just a player like the man himself torin Jackson hawked

Don't go anywhere near John terry

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Thanks John

Term used whenever cranky Social Media newby fails to recognize sarcasm on the internet and gets his/her nose bent out of shape. butthurt

"I was just joking with Sam on Facebook when I said 'her butt was big' she was upset and pulled a Thanks John in reply

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Doing a john

to unexplainably lose all your money in five hands of poker

'Damnit five hands and im all out!'
'shut yo jibba jabber and stop doing a john!'
*crys then begins to masterbate*

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