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A state park in Soddy-Daisy, TN. A now well known place where tree huggers go to hike and rock climb, and red necks go to swing on a rope swing into what is known as the blue hole. Red necks, who are commonly drunk as hell, swing on the rope swing and land on rocks instead of water then call 911. The hellish terrain requires a massive emergency response and rescues that take hours. Many tree huggers (who are commonly high as shit) head out into the vast expanse that is the pocket wilderness and get fucking lost. These weed heads get fucking lost and call 911. They never have food or water, but they always have their cell phone. Yet again, massive emergency response. This place is hell, it should be closed.
Hey, want to go to the pocket wilderness, get drunk and high and almost die?
The act of when you piss into a condom and freeze it. After it is frozen you shove the condom into your partners vagina/ass. Then during climax you have to say "YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESS"
Chad: Jenny said she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I told her I'll give her a Minnesotan hot pocket tonight.
Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast
Another name for "bag" or "handbag"
"Honey, have you seen my portable pocket?"
a pizza pocket is when a guy presses his asshole against the opening of a girls vagina and shits into it.
“bro my boyfriend pizza pocketed me last night. my pussy smells like shit!”
when you donkey punch yo girl and she shits insteads of tightening like a normal donkey punch
i WAS doing anal and about to donkey punch that bitch then the did a hot donkey pocket
Pocket dd is advice and support in your pocket...via your phone.
Need to bitch? Pocket dd
Need to cry? Pocket dd
Need to scream? Pocket dd
Need to laugh and get high with funny convos? POCKET DD
Me: Omg my husbands an asshole!
Pocket dd: yes he is. Then proceed with conversation about how all men are jerks
And conspiracy to concur men.
The little pocket on a pair of jeans, where you can only use one finger reach in to on a pair of jeans
Where did you put the pill at? its in my monkey claw pocket, good luck getting it out of there !