Random
Source Code

ride the one legged pony

Fucking

Hey girl wanna ride the one legged pony?

by lddc March 25, 2015


Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 21, 2018


dark ride

A ride that is in a show building.

"There are lots of dark rides by disney"

by Hatbox ghost November 12, 2019


Broomstick Riding

Nude running with a boner

"Wow look at a Vidit go!"
"Oh man! He's doing some mad Broomstick Riding!"

by ayyyyyyyy lmao April 4, 2016


Riding the red dragon

A term to describe a woman during her period.

"she is acting extra crazy today"
"yeah.... probably riding the red dragon or something"

by Yanivzor May 21, 2020


champagne ride

When you're having sex while holding a glass of champagne without spilling any.

Yeah man, we were like some Pado Finos with that champagne ride.

by neenee5 September 16, 2015


Wrong way around shoulder ride

A BDSM sex position whereby the male tosses their partner into the air and eats them out while they ride on their shoulders.

It is less commonly referred to as a signature wrestling move in the WWE entertainment industry

I just gave my wife the best wrong way around shoulder ride ever, she was a happy bunny the rest of the night ;)

by ganjamannn June 28, 2022