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(v.) The act of driving slower than one should, thus making the person behind them be stuck between gears. the effect is worst in a manual.
A: Hey you're boggin' down, downshift.
B: Then I'll over-rev. This guy's totally clutch-fucking me.
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Fuck rash consists of small red bumps which appear on the inner thighs following an especially spirited bout of fucking.
I've got a serious case of fuck rash with your name on it
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Being fucked for life means being fucked for ever and ever, without intermittent periods of not being fucked.
'The Landlord's daughter is fucked for life'
'Why?'
'She's slept with two of her dad's tenants.'
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Being in this sort of state at a party means that pretty much your a fucking king. Chron-fucked simply means that you are chronically fucked beyond belief. When your Chron-fucked you act normal, but you have no idea what your doing or what is going on around you. When you tell people you are 'Chron-fucked.' it means your on your level.
Guy 1 - 'Dude... im Chron-fucked..'
Guy 2 - 'Ah man.. YOU PARTY KING!! But seriously.. go sit in the corner before you turn into a chunder dragon.'
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It's better than owning a baby panda.
It's better than meeting Big Bird.
Things that are fucking spectacular aren't things that make days.
They're things that make lives.
Like Old Spice commercials.
That shit's fucking spectacular.
Haley is fucking spectacular, because she takes photos of koalas and once beat a honey badger in a game of Monopoly.
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Can be abbreviated to F.T.M. shows frustration and relieves anger when things don't go your way. In a way shows the act of giving up on something and just letting it go.
You cannot figure out a certain problem, there's no solution. It angers you and there nothing you can do about it, so you give up and say "Fuck this Mess."
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When the Japanese start going mushi mushi after the kkk arrive.
My stomach won't digest this mushy meat and now I am being mushi fucked.
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