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National ex girlfriend day is a day where you celebrate you and your favorite ex girlfriend
Me:happy national ex girlfriend day :)
My ex gf: bye whore 😂
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National Daniel Appreciation Day is May 20th.
We all need to appreciate how fucking amazing Daniel is, that fat sexy beast is constantly getting roasted. st remember all the times he’s just sitting there and you just start laughing. He’s got only 3 outfits and never showers, even when everyone tell him “bro you need some gum” or “ay you wear the same shit everyday”, he doesn’t give a fuck. Daniel give no fucks at all, that’s how you know he’s the big homie. That’s why May 20th is his day.
Shout out to all the Daniels because it’s National Daniel Appreciation Day.
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A day that everyman in the world has to jack off. The date of national jack-off day is May 5. The best time to jack-off would be 5:55 on 5/5.
Yo im so pumped cause tomorrow is national jack-off day and i can wait to bust a nut everywhere
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National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
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Hahaha bitches!!
National Hangover Day!!!
I don't know how I'll give an example for this. ///_-'
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on april 12th kendal crist and paige daugherty can suck as much dick as they can until the clock hits midnight. suck me dry girls!
paige: omg i sucked 7 dicks!
kendal: bro i sucked 12 tf but it’s okay cause it’s national dick sucking day!
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August 30th is national boy bestfriend day! A day for celebrating boy bestfriends and all they do for you
“Hey it’s national boy bestfriend day, tell your boy bestfriend you love him!”
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