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Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.
Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.
A girl whose sole occupation consists of expertly mashing spuds day in and day out, turning the humble tuber into a work of culinary art!
Chef 1: "Who's on the mashed potato baddie duty tonight?"
Chef 2: "I did it yesterday, so it's your turn today!"
Chef 1: "Fair enough, I'll be the mashed potato baddie today and whip up a batch that'll have everyone begging for seconds."
The name given to a potato cake by people who make poor decisions in their life, like what to name a slice of potato in batter
My ex called them Potato Scallops. That's why she's my ex...
slices of potato mixed with cream and topped with cheese before being baked in an oven. Often confused with potato cakes by uneducated New South Welshmen and South Australians.
Potato Scallops are great with Roast Pork.
Being lazy or doing nothing.
“Hey Prestlee, what are you up to?”
“Dusting the potato, you?”
a smoll ugly stupid little boy who cant exercise well or is to sluggish to.
Me: *looks in the mirror* Im such a fat poop potato