Someone who has cotton mouth and is trying to suck dick
Last night she was a dry bird and now my dick is chafed
Code for sexual activities. Sounds innocent but not.
Me and bob are going Bird watching at his house.
Observing female on female porn.
I went to a bird watching site to find lesbian porn and got kicked off the site because it was apparently an actual site for photos of birds.
I told my buddy I was going bird watching last night. He thought I meant spotting some rare finches, but let's just say I was more interested in a rare mom with a pair of...binoculars!
Luke’s bird is Anna. Luke loves anna and wants to rip her clothes off at all times
Oi that’s Luke’s bird
Northern English slang for a women with aesthetically pleasing features, often larger than normal breasticles and bodacious derrière.
"Oi, you fucking what! You've got a face like a slapped arse but you have a well lush bird. Might just have to nick'er from ya, ya posh fuck."
A phrase used to describe:
i) something that is of very high standard, faultless, impeccable
ii) timing of an event or activity that turns out to be perfect, entirely appropriate, impeccable
The logic he applied to solve the murder was like very hard bird-seed, impeccable.
The timing of her arrival at the party was like very hard bird-seed, absolutely impeccable!