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A synonym for megalomania.
Also used about conspiracy theorists/terrorists. "Trumping all over the web".
Informally used about insecure, misogynistic men with micropenis affliction. "He's got a trump in his pants!"
Also used about somebody fucking up your day out of pure malevolence and infantile sadism.
That trump over there doesn't belive in vaccines! People like that are totally donald j. Trumping' my day!
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A crazy fella who loves to rap and write crazy music while dancing all over the place
Usually a gangsterish caucasion male who has a ginormous 'fro
Jon Rotzenburg is an example of a Jigga J-Rotz
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Is you for skinninG A MARY-J-BLIGE
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when a jewish person is playing basketball and they have to summon the ancient powers of jerusalem to help them we use the j-town slide...it is an amazing feat which only a bagel maker can accomplish.
Cohen goes for the three he j-town slides shoots and scores!
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A drink containing ice cream and alcohol. Named so because it's a SHAKE.
Hey bitch, you want a Micheal J. Fox?
So I dropped a roofie in her Micheal J. Fox. She never noticed.
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When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".
I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".
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an influential (albeit malevolent) Internet personality who’s shtick consists of provoking the public and offending the world on religion, politics, celebs and literally everything and shows zero remorse for it as nothing truly matters to J himself. Grimes is notorious for being brutally honest and being the Jack of all trades; no one like the sinful son himself
J Grimes truly is da wickedest 🤙
People hate to admit he’s right about everything, that celebrities are stuck up and that breaking morality is what gets you to the top aside from 1% luck, they like truth until you throw it in their face. J grimes is the rapper that teaches that rebellion is acceptable and that it’s in our nature and that famous people are just as shitty as the rest of us
J likes to corrupt things and juniorize them, like making parodies of songs and causing people to turn on one another cuz it’s fun, if there’s music and dancing then junior grimes is for sure to be nearby
*people at synagogue enjoying ceremony*
J grimes: *shows up undetected*
J grimes: alright it’s showtime!
Jews: *suprised pikachu face*
J grimes: who wants pork chops? >:)
Jews: RUN! somebody stop him!
J Grimes: too late......
Everyone there: *panics and screams in agony*
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The illicit yet infamous J grimes is the ugly truth of humanity and the beautiful lie at the same time
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Teacher: alright class who here can name one of the worst dictators in history?
Student 1: uh adolf hitler?
Student 2: junior grimes?
Teacher: well, you didn’t have to go that far, looks like there’s no competition when it’s the infamous j grimes
Classroom: .....woaw
Student 1: oh yeah I forgot about him
Teacher: don’t mention his name, it’s forbidden
J grimes: duh! Who tf you think your referring to?
Students: *facepalm*
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