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Urban Dictionary Logic 101
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Will Allow derogatory words such as "cunt" but not ShittingTittieFuck Or shitface and it doesn't seem right.
That is fucking stupid.
But it is Urban dictionary logic 101 and it is how it is.
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A person who has nothing better to do than to continuously attempt to create funny definitions at Urban Dictionary all day but failing due to their own overzealous efforts.
Mostly teenagers but not exclusively, these people will begin to suffer from withdrawal symptoms similar to a drug addict's if they do not get their share of thumbs-up but in their pathetic desperation to attain acceptance, they fail and are further exiled from society.
This also includes the thumbs-down trolls, as their need to try and belittle other people's definitions, no matter how accurate, is the result of their own failure at Urban Dictionary and at life, which to them are apparently one in the same.
Toolbox = "I'm going to thumbs-down this bitch's definition."
Human = "Why?"
Toolbox = "Because they thumbs-down'd my fucking shit when it's flawless. Read it."
*Reads an essay's worth of words for a single definition filled with retarded grammatical errors, overuse of shitty internet memes, dumb inside jokes and a lack of humor*
Human = "Well, I found the reason why, dude. You're a UDTH (Urban Dictionary Try-Hard)."
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1. a person who, when they dont know what a sexual related word means, they look it up on urban dictionary
2. a person who is compulsive at looking at or adding words ot urban dictionary
Mike: Dude, that kid is such an urban dictionary nerd.
Joe: Why?
Mike: He didn't know what a queef was so he looked it up on urbandictionary.com
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a mediocre or unsatisfying handjob
that john oliver's english dictionary has left me unsatisfied
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The period of time from the point of submission of an Urban Dictionary definition until the point when the submission is either approved for publication or the definition is rejected and not published. The Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period can take from minutes to hours or it can take up to several weeks end. There is no explaination for the time variance nor is there a way to determine what the actual definition gestation period will be.
The gestation period for the birth of a human being is far more predictable and accurate than the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period.
Carlos spends his free time creating Urban Dictionary entries because he has a creative mind and enjoys sharing his world. While he is an Urban Dictionary submission pro, he has yet to figure out why the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period is so unpredictable and takes up to several weeks on end for editorial review.
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A bullcrap message that Urban Dictionary decides to pull when all you wanna do is look up frickin definitions cause you're bored at 2am.
Me: *goes on Urban Dictionary*
Urban Dictionary: Urban Dictionary is busy right now.
Me: Go step on a Lego :)♥️♥️