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A LGBTQIA’s club in Calgary. Mostly gay men attend but everyone is welcome.
What’s the best club for gays in Calgary?
Oh girlfriend! You need to hit up Knetic club. It’s for queers
A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
The bed you lay in instead of going to the gym.
I'm supposed to get a work-out in, but I'm lounging in club mattress instead.
A group of men and women who enjoy motor boating both boats and breasts.
I joined the pond club and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
A collection of people who were able to run a mile (1600 meters) in under 4 minutes. Named after the first man in history to accomplish this task.
When James finished the race and saw his mile time was 3:59, he knew he had joined The Roger Bannister Club
Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
This definition originated in the puby schools of Brizzy and simply refers to the word "dead".
Stupid idiot-does something stupid and idiotic
You- can I get u a lifetime membership to the turf club mother fucker