An individual with one, or many, schizoid traits and tendencies. Very commonly mistaken for bipolar disorder, however, when interacting with an Alex the issues are undeniably rooted in manic schizophrenic episodes and behavior.
"Hello Alex."
This will prompt an Alex to respond with one of three possible paths;
1. Take offense and become unconsolably irritated for the duration of conversation
2. Completely disregard the original greeting and go on a different, completely unrelated tangent.
3. Enter a hibernation-like state of comatose where no thoughts, ideas, or messages are received or exchanged between either participant.
Amongst other traits, Alex's are well known for their nice asses and huge tits but are often incredibly insane, there fun to hang around with and terrifying to be in bed with.
Their charismatic traits make her a hit with people despite not being all too sociable
Sminev: holy crap, who tf's that chick?
Aa: oh that's the new girl... stay away though she's a right Alex.
my very much perfect boyfriend, platonic or not, who is literally my soulmate and my favourite person and I would stop playing minecraft just to text them and wouldn't be annoyed about it.
"woah, alex just texted me, now I'm gonna cry with happy tears and smile for the rest of my lifetime because I love them very much and they make me really happy and I absolutely adore them.
my very much perfect boyfriend, platonic or not, even though I may be annoying they still put up with me and I love them alot and adore them
"woah look, alex just texted me. Let me cry with happy tears and smile for the rest of my lifetime because I love them very much and i always smile whenever I get a notification from them and just want to mwah mwah them.
Alex is a very friendly person who tries to help everyone. Alex is a funny guy who tries to make everyone laugh.
This guy is funny I think his Name is Alex