Castling at a strange time in chess
NoJoke went for an apple castle instead of capturing the queen.
One who chunk's apples across room's while ejaculating wild piranhas.
Griffin is such an apple chunker at school.
Crud-apples is another, yet a friendly way to cuss. Or, as some people call it, Hill Billy bad words.
"Crud-apples! I dropped my phone!"
"That was today!? Crud-apples!"
"Crud-apples! It's due tomorrow
a fanny apple is what you call your friend at 2am while questioning your sanity
Person 1: hey fanny apple!
person 2: banana anus isn’t it 2am?
person 1: yep but i’m not tired
a fanny apple is what you call your friend at 2am while questioning life
choices
Person 1: you’re such a fanny apple caitlin, lololol
A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*
A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*