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douche baguette

A French douche bag; The boyfriend of a particular female of intrest that happens to be French.

While Billy was in Paris, he banged some douche baguette's girlfriend.

by TGNpancake May 21, 2009

3πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


King Douche Bag

A mexican bear fighter who enjoys stomping on ants when he listens to Jumpstyle music.
He tends to also offend his closest friends and cannot be killed.

That King Douche Bag is such a douche.

by T-Bag King May 6, 2009


douche bag father

Aka: low life, sorry excuse for a parent, sperm donor, A self absorbed, insufficient, irresponsible, sorriest excuse for a father. Being completely incapable of thinking of anyone other than their self . Being unable to carry out a simple task to help take care of their child or to be a father figure in your child's life. Making empty promises or not making any promises at all…(which is worse). Not understanding the basic needs of your own children, like feeding, bathing or helping financially to cover the cost of raising a child. A douche bag father does the very bare minimum of parenting. A douche bag father typically finds another poor innocent female soul to lie to and manipulate to try to help while children visit.

The douche bag father did not make sure the kids got their homework done while they(kids) were at his house.

The douche bag father didn't work on the project with their kid.

The douche bag father didn't help with any of the medical bills.

The douche bag father had money for cigarettes, but not food or drinks for his kids that day.

by Jeepmomma January 16, 2017


Double Douche Canoe

Someone who is up shits creek with a turd for a paddle yet takes no responsibility for their situation and find the need to blame everyone else for their predicament.

You're a real double douche canoe.

by harlequinxx July 30, 2010

76πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


best buy douche

The group of douche bags that hang out inside the Best Buy stores, usually on the weekends, making it extremely difficult to move or look at anything they are surrounding. They may be playing or doing one or more of the following:
1)Playing Wii, Xbox 360, or PS3 in front of the big screen television. Usually playing Rockband and being quite annoying as they try to sing along and head bang
2)Or the douches that actually play the instruments not letting you play at all even though you have been waiting for at least 15 minutes.
3)Don't seem to really have a job or a life. Just seem to care about pissing people off, and playing Rockband with their douche bag friends.

1) I'm trying to get over there to see the game but those best buy douches are in the way
2) Mom, I haven't even gotten to try out the drum set because this best buy douche is a douche

by Ritchboy April 8, 2009

23πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Resting Douche Face

Similar to Resting Bitch Face, Resting Douche Face occurs when a mans face looks constantly angry or upset. Even when the man is in a good or decent mood, the look on his face says otherwise. In a complete state of relaxation, this man looks like a total douche, based simply on the expression of his face.

While he might be a decent guy, his Resting Douche Face makes me think otherwise.

by Valma DooDoo May 19, 2015

61πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


closet douche-bag

A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.

I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.

by RobinSparkles1983 May 15, 2009

34πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž