It's when you shave your head and it's rotund.
man 1: did you see, Jace's new hair-do? He's straight Egg-maxing.
man 2: yeah, that shit is rotund.
Taking a poo while masturbating and proceeding to ejaculate on the poo afterwards
“Hey man I just had a cream egg!”
“Oh, did it taste good?”
“What do you mean, why would I eat my cum covered shite!”
This is when you are getting a blow job from a black person and you ejaculate in there mouth and slap there cheaks causing the cum explodes out of their mouth like opening a cream egg
Similar to a Jug Wash but with Egg.
Chantelle was busy eating a sausage, bacon and egg bap when the egg exploded all over her face and down her top into her bra. Sean quickly remarked that Chantelle had been given an egg wash.