Acute Fuck

Refers to the act of having sex in the missionary position with a female who is flexible and or skinny enough to create an acute angle between her torso and her thighs.

E: I can't believe you fucked that gymnast
P: Ya bro, she was definitely an Acute Fuck
E: Way to go bru

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ahh fuck

Words said before disaster happens

Donald Trump: You mom gey
Kim jon un: Wait for a little suprise mr america
Donald Trump: ahh fuck

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hen fucked

Verb; When a female takes something from a male due to the males inability or unwillingness to provide for the female on his own. Based on the fact that hens use their genitals to extract a rooster's semen due to the rooster not having a penis.

That bitch hen fucked my boy outta his paycheck last week.

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Fuck life

Sometimes it’s hard to do life so yeah.... that means fuck life

I just can’t bro...fuck life

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fuck off then

''Fuck off then'' most often it's used like a response and it means ''Go and don't waste my time'' or ''leave me alone'' etc.

-Hey Johnny you want some icecream?
-No!
-Well,fuck off then!

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fucked off

To be extremely annoyed

I'm proper fucked off about that car killing my cat

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Stand the Fuck By

Usually uttered by a very pissed off NCO when informed of something unsat(isfactory). A lengthened version of STAND BY, meaning to await further instructions, in this phrase, that person told to stand by better be trembling in their boots, have their shit squared away, locked and cocked and waiting for an asschewing.

"You better make sure that head (bathroom) is clean and the Gunny likes it or you can Stand the fuck by on getting out of here this weekend."

"No, sir."
"STAND THE FUCK BY, DID YOU JUST TELL ME NO, RECRUIT!!!???"

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